A big time famous Madison Avenue guy once told me that the four most powerful words in advertising were… are?… Free, Sex, Now, and New.

Shocking, isn't it? But you don't get to be big time on Madison Ave being ignorant of what works. So I've borrowed the phrase, tailored it a bit for decency, and am announcing a new offer from AgencyNext: The Free Love Now Blog Start-Up, No Obligation, No-Risk, Free-Love Now Offer.

Caveat: It's a limited time offer. Prices are subject to change without notice. It's on a first-come, first-served basis. We do not have a limitless capacity. If you're in Timbuktu and if Dave or I have to hop a plane, all bets are off. That goes for you folks in Connecticut, too.

Here's the deal: Think you want or need a blog but aren't sure… afraid to invest big money to find out? We'll build a blog template for you that is specific to your company and your messages for free. If you hate it or conclude it won't help you reach and converse with an important corporate community you aren't reaching now in traditional, one-way, boring and ineffective PR, hate it for any reason, we dismantle the thing, it goes away, we go away, we lose your email address and phone number, and you owe nothing.

If you decide you want it, and you want to take it from there, give us a few grand (under $4,000, as in, way under) and it's all yours. Have at it. We'll spend an hour showing you how to tune in and turn on and we'll drop out of the picture.

Love it but are afraid of walking the tightrope all by yourself until you gain confidence? Here's where the deal gets even better. The blog we made for you is still free as long as you agree to keep us around for a minimum of three months at a monthly cost of way next to dirt cheap (less per month than the one-time cost of buying the thing outright). Why? What do we do? We do about eight-umpteen ongoing things routinely for you: we manage, interpret and report your analytics (that's a post in and of itself); we monitor your competitive blogs; we edit your own posts as needed for accuracy and libel/slander potential; we make sure your blog is kept up-to-date with the latest plugins; we help you manage and respond to comments; we work with your IT department or web site development people to integrate your blog into your website to optimize your SEO results, we keep your blogroll current; make sure your RSS feeds are all they should be… etc etc. etc.

Call or write. Free Love Now and New doesn't last forever!

That graphic above? That's the Owl and the Pussycat who went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat. We were their agency. They found free love now. You can, too.

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